men should know before she act ;)

9 words women use...

1)Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up

2)Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five monutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3)Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4)Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

5)Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

6)That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7)Thanks : A woman is thinking you, do not question or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8)Whatever : Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!Don't worry about it..

9)I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' for the woman's response refer to Nothing.