chocolate calculator

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway
-but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute ..Work this out as you read .Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.




1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3 Add 5



4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..If
you haven't, add 1758.



6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
chocolate Calculator.

5 DON'T do in SLEEP.

1.DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH.Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.Though small, but if you wear your watch to bedfor a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

2 DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA.Scientists in America have discovered those thatwear bras for more than 12 hours havea higher risk of getting breast cancer.So go to bed without it.

3 DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE.Putting the phone beside your bed or anywherenear you is not encouraged.Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks,but please put the phone as far as possible.Scientists have proved that electrical items includingmobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used.These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you,switch it off first.

4 DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP.People who sleep with make up might haveskin problems in the long run.Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to havedifficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring.You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.Lastly.....

5 DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND @ GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND.You may never wake up again. --------> take it serious deeehhh :P

10 best places to kiss

You lucky single person, you! Your dating days are full of adventure and kisses shared in dimly-lit restaurants and on street corners. But where, we wondered, are the very best places to lock lips? You already know about the beach at sunset, under the mistletoe and right smack-dab on the mouth. Here, more superior smooch sites to check out when you’re ready to make out.

1. On a roller coaster. Yes, love has its ups and downs, but that’s what keeps it exciting. Kiss at the crest of that first big hill and hang on to each other as you plummet — talk about a rush!

2. On your desk. Research shows that as many as 61 percent of relationships start in the workplace, and 50 percent of office amours lead to marriage (that includes this writer!). So if you’re flirting by the coffee machine or bantering at brainstorming sessions and it isn’t against company rules, take it to the next level (after hours, please; discretion is important!). Don’t have a desk job? Find the nearest supply closet.

3. At a museum. Appreciating a beautiful work of art together can create passion. Why waste it? Give in, whether inspired by Picasso’s "The Lovers" at the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C., Gustav Klimt’s "The Kiss" at Vienna’s Osterreichische Museum für Angewandte Kunst, or a romantic, moving piece at a local gallery.

4. In the middle of a crowded street. Preferably at rush hour on any given Monday. Life can be mundane and hectic at the same time, but a sweet, juicy kiss can make an average moment special. To get the idea, think of the iconic image of a sailor smooching a nurse in New York’s Times Square on V-J Day, or Robert Doisneau’s renowned 1950 black and white photo, Kiss by the Hotel de Ville, of a couple mid-lip-lock on a Paris Street.


5. In a dressing room. Are you the type who’s turned on by the idea of a public display of affection — but would prefer some darned privacy? The dressing room rendezvous affords the best of both worlds. Plus, it has illicit allure (sneaking someone in where he or she technically isn’t supposed to go) without setting off theft detectors.

6. On a pile of coats. Preferably, with a stranger you met at the party. It’s a mating rite of passage everyone should experience at least once. Guaranteed to irritate other guests!

7. Upside down. You don’t need Spidey skills to pull it off. One person simply sits in a chair and tilts his or her head back while the other person approaches from behind, bends over and plants one. Or try it with one person lying on a couch, head against the armrest, and the other person standing above and leaning over. It’s a little awkward, a little weird — and absolutely wonderful.

8. In the back seat. Find yourselves a lover’s lane, climb into the passion pit, and neck until you steam up the windows. It’s retro romantic.

9. In a downpour. Yes, kissing in the rain is kind of cliché, but if you haven’t tried it, please do. The reason this kiss rules? Everyone else is frantically running for shelter, which makes time seem to stop for the two of you. It’s surreal and very sexy.

10. In bed, while one of you is asleep. You know from fairy tales that the kiss that awakens can lead to happily ever after. There’s simply no lovelier way to wake up. As the kisser, however, you’re advised to refrain if the kiss-ee is recuperating from a double shift after a bout of insomnia.

taken from lifestyle.msn

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ini satu fakta...
perempuan tidak dapat menduakan seseorang lelaki ,siapa setuju?
setuju atau inda, give your best answer in the chatbox.. ;D


Well,well..to siapa-siapa inda setuju..
here's the real fact!
nada bini-bini dapat menduakan(mengandungkan wah!) seorang lelaki... siapa inda percaya ah?? xp

to inchaaaa! and yuyu :P hahaha ... -.-

bitches are better in acting drama.
war has been declared.

miserable,the way i am.

wait,i'm just being emo today.. my apologies to all my futsal mates... sorry because i let our team lose again.. a big apologies.... =/ hmmm...

okay, i just making my blog as diary nehh :P hahaha...
anyway we had our Practical Test on TIDURLIGHT... ok, i just don't know what i did tadi...haha... totally bangang :S damnnnn..sampai -3xx bahh... negative wah tu... manisss :P hahaha.. okay dehh...just an update :P guys, i miss the old time...S hmmm.. hahaha... takecare to all... will update it soonnnn enough....

goooo MANCHESTER UNITED..AWWEEEEEHH :P

feeeed me back.

sini sini,mari mari...me ada question for you...
who are unpredictable..
the gents or the ladies? or both just the same..
tell me the feedback at the chat box... :D
thanks..:)

gents=2
ladies=2
both just the same=2

c'moon guys need your cooperation :P

careful to parents and women.

Menurut laporan Polis seorang wanita telah dirogol oleh 5 lelaki disebuah kelab malam di Singapura pada malam Sabtu sebelum ditinggalkan.
Wanita tersebut tidak berupaya untuk mengingati kejadian malam tersebut,
namun ujian mengesahkan bahawa beliau telah dirogol berulang kali dengan kesan rohypnol di dalam darahnya dan progestrex, sejenis pil 'mencuci' yang kecil.

Dadah tersebut kini digunakan oleh perogol perogol dan kemudian 'mencuci' mereka. Progesterex dibekalkan kepada para Doktor haiwan untuk'mencuci'haiwan besar. Khabarnya Progesterex digunakan bersama Rohypnol, sebagai dadah 'Dating' dan rogol. Apa yang mereka perlu lakukan ialah menitiskan Rohypnol ke dalam minuman si gadis, mangsa tersebut tidak akan ingat apa-apa pun esok paginya, apa yang berlaku kepadanya sepanjang malam tersebut.
Progesterex amat senang larut dalam minuman, akan 'mencuci' agar si mangsa tidak akan mengandung akibat dari perkosaan tersebut dan siperogol tidak bimbang untuk perlu menjalani ujian air mani dan DNA kemudian.Kesan dadah ini adalah KEKAL! terhadap si mangsa. Prodesterex asalnya adalah untuk memandulkan kuda(bayangkan betapa besarnya kuda dibandingkan wanita) Mana-mana wanita yang mengambilnya TIDAK AKAN MENGANDUNG SAMPAI BILA-BILA.

Si durjana boleh memperolehi dadah ini boleh mendapatkan dadah ini dari pusat haiwan atau mana-mana universiti, dan ia diramalkan akan digunakan dengan berleluasa di kampus-kampus.Tolong edarkan maklumat ini kepada semua yang anda kenali, terutama teman wanita dan gadis remaja. Berwaspada apabila anda keluar, jangan biarkan minuman anda terbiar tanpa dijaga oleh orang yang anda percayai.

trouble is coming :P

adakah abiskita handal dalam subjek yang di panggil maths?
kalau tah handal banar...baik tah you tarangkan me,mengapa jadi macam ani?
soalan me ani wahh..

sekiranya lah kann..
si Bob kan membali baju... cost nya $50
but Bob ane alum ada allowance nya keluar.kana freeze dari awal ia masuk...
so ia pinjam arah kawan nya.. A sama B
each dorang si bob pinjam $25 arah A and $25 arah B..
so.. ia ada $50 total kan?

and sudah si bob ani kekadai... baju atu discount taya...
tinggal $45.
and... ia bali tia...so,labih nya $5 wah..
sekali ia bagi arah A = $1 and si B =$1..
and ia masih ada $3 kan?

udah atu.. hutangnya arah si A = $24 and B = $24
masalahnya macam anii....$24+$24=$48
duit yang bob ada tadi... $3

48+3=51..nah paninggkan?
tau ku tu... :P